RnB Douchebag of the Day - Marsha Ambrosius

This is a series highlighting R&B Songs where the lyrics sound douchebag like. (Hopefully) No feelings were hurt in the making of this series. It's all in fun, it's all to put you onto some good music.

Marsha Ambrosius - Hope She Cheats On You (With A Basketball Player)

Y so serious?

This singer, the Songstress from Floetry, hopes her ex gets cheated on with a Basketball Player. The title is enough to come to the conclusion that she's being douchebag-ish and can't get closure. She spends so much time wishing that he gets cheated on that we don't even know how the relationship ended in the first place. Who is SHE dating now? All she can say about herself is that her "Sex so good".
Why can't the beat decide if it want's to be epic or laid back? Would the man be wrong to make a song called "Hope He Cheats on You (With a Basketball Player)"? What would you think?


At least she can tell us she's bitter..

RnB Douchebag of the day - Erykah Badu

This is a series highlighting R&B Songs where the lyrics sound douchebag like. (Hopefully) No feelings were hurt in the making of this series. It's all in fun, it's all to put you onto some good music.

Erykah Badu - Window Seat

Good song. But kind of douchey due to the hook. She just wants a window seat, Don't want nobody next to her. On the CTA in Chicago, you can't just sit near the window by yourself. So to satisfy the hook of the song she's gotta take a seat from someone else on the public transportation.

RnB Douchebag of the day - Christopher Williams

This is a series highlighting R&B Songs where the lyrics sound douchebag like. (Hopefully) No feelings were hurt in the making of this series.  It's all in fun, it's all to put you onto some good music.
Christopher Williams - I'm Dreaming
We could actually make the whole series about Christopher Williams lyrics and have a ton of entries.


The song begins with the lyrics "Don't wake me. I'm Dreaming".  He says he can't get over the fact he just got with this fine woman, but then goes straight to sleep and tells her to leave him alone.  So now she's in the dark all alone, maybe she could talk to her mother....nope! Unplug the phone.  To complete the douchebagness, he tells her to not wake him up until the dream is complete.